Monday, August 12, 2013

strike

<strike>you look stoopid</strike>


world


brainwashed     money  


you look stoopid

MacDermott

borrowed



Monday, August 15, 2011

Levels of stress


Levels Of Stress
You pick up a hitchhiker...  
A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside 
your car and you take her to 
the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say 
she is pregnant & 
Congratulate you that you're 
going to be a father. You say
that you are not the father, 
but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove
that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, 
the doctor says the test shows
you're infertile, and probably 
have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed 
but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

   
how come he got 5 kids?